Three of Snow White's little people? No. I am a fat, grumpy, fifty year old woman. I hear you say "Well, it's within your power to change things." I know that. Can I change my shape? I want to.
There won't be much sweetness here just yet folks. I have to tell it like it is and I shan't mince my words, so if you like upbeat, positive, saccharine-sweet and fluffy, this might not be the blog for you. You might smile though.
Oh, and I loathe gyms with a passion.